Make a mistake? It's OK, the government has your back

I'm almost tired of typing the word "Google" on this blog. But how can I help it? Each day they come up with a way to outdo themselves. Leapfrogging from patent suits to privacy scandals- you'd think this would have a negative affect on the company. You'd think... But this is America. A world so concerned with everyone receiving their participation trophies that they forget competetivness is the key to staying on top. So we bail out the auto companies. Rubberize the ground in our parks. Make sure no one gets hurt, no matter how flagrantly they mismanage their vehicle's MPGs or swing for a monkey bar that's well out of reach. People fall. Knees get scrapped. Getting back up used to be American. Now things are handed out. Google just signed a big email contract with the U.S. government, beating out Microsoft. Wasn't Google just in the news... Something about leaked passwords... Well let's just hope that doesn't include nuclear launch codes in the future...